Lyrics

I’m a lover of music, and music can say anything or be about anything. Which is why when it’s about sex it falls right into my avenue. FabEs has asked me to look at his playlist he’s made for our little collaboration, and like a good teacher he has asked me to look at the lyrics. Let me say some of them are just straight up nasty.

I don’t think the general populous would know about this song. More famous for his Thong Song, but this song came first. I think we’re all mature enough to know what it is. However, he is more talking about something specific, with the lyrics ‘I’ll kill the lips under your navel’. I appreciate the subtlety of it, as you must be clued in to understand what he is saying. I must also say, in the 90s was there a reluctance of people willing to do oral? As he puts ‘I bet I’ll go where he won’t go’. Does this mean women of the hood, or women in general were denied oral? I hope not, but don’t worry ladies make sure he gets in their deep. Just remember head for head, but girl get yours first.

If you don’t know this jam, where the hell have you been for the last twenty years? It’s a personal favorite of mine, and I’m glad it’s here. Where do I start with this one? There are just so many scenarios listed, ‘on stage’ / ‘in a library’ / ‘in a bath’ I mean there are so many to choose from, and I’ve only done two of those. The root of this song is just asking your partner what their fantasy is. I ask all the time, but do you know what your partners fantasy is? Maybe we should be asking. I do like this is a duet piece, so both sides are represented here. One thing I do like, it has a response to the next song on the list.

This song is a jam for the ladies out there who aren’t getting what they need sexually. I feel strong female empowerment with this one, why can’t a woman ask for sex? I know given the time it would have been a little bit scandalous, but I think if it does something to empower a people, why shouldn’t it cause some uproar. With ‘if I need it in the morning or the middle of the night’ ‘2 inch or yard rock’ a pleasant time can be hand whatever time of the day, and no matter how big or small. Don’t ever be too proud to get off, if you need it you need and think TLC have made that very clear.

I don’t even know where to start with this one, or wither or not I should be taking it seriously. As it’s Eminem I can never be too sure, but I’m going to take it as satire. Let’s just start with the amount of time he talks about cumming, but I think there is one-line I need to mention. “This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men, I like boobs, boobs, boobs” Ha, ha so funny. Guys like fingers in their ass and it’s too gay to enjoy it. It does make me wonder if he does like having a finger in his ass, if only one could tell.

Some people might find this one annoying as woohoo is repeated like a thousand times, but it has a point to it. It’s another song talking about oral sex, and how when you tipsy you let out some our deepest desires. I do like when Nicki shows up towards the end of the song, and you’ve got to love lines like, ‘In the drip-drip, lick-lick like a Lolly’ and ‘Way you work your tongue, can I hire you?’ I mean I think there is several guys who like to be Nicki Minaj’s person woohoo licker.

I’ve let the nastiest for last. If you never heard of Cupcakke you will never forget her after hearing this song and look up a few of her others. I mean with this one it’s just beginning to end filth, the lyrics in this song are just pure obscenity. I mean she asks the question, ‘Have you ever met a girl more nasty than 2 Girls and 1 Cup?’ if that doesn’t paint a picture, I don’t know what else will. While also describing herself as having, ‘Nipples look like pepperoni pizza’ and goes on to say, ‘I fuck the dick on the go/I suck the dick like a pro’ giving us that she is definitely stepped up the nasty rap game. I could write an essay on this song, but listen to it or look up the lyrics, which will pretty much sums up how nasty this lady is.

That’s all from me, go listen to the playlist on Spotify or on YouTube. Just remember it ain’t no fun if your friends can’t have none.