Phone Sex

What’s Up Nasties,

I thought I would come back this time and talk about something that might have fallen out of fashion. As it is being said around social media, people my age don’t use the phone any more. It’s all text. What about the people like myself who like to do a bit of phonography. I’ve always been a fan. I mean who doesn’t get chatting to a guy online and wonder how their voice sounds? While also wondering, how their voice would sound, saying all the nasty things they say they would like to do to you. I mean I can’t be the only one.

I have been aware of phone sex for a long time. I think the first time I really noticed it, when I saw the phone cards in a phone box. Who else has this memory of just seeing these cards of these naked women, with a phone number on it. I was always curious as to what this was. Eventually when I got clued up, I didn’t see the point. Why would you need to call someone to talk about sex? Now I get it. Now I really understand it, and why some people don’t really get into it.

For some people they don’t like to talk dirty, or if they do, they can only text it. Which sucks, and makes them all talk and no trousers, and not in the good way. People think it's silly, when really it is just vocalising what you might want to do to someone. In my opinion, if you find that silly, grow up bitch! We’re all adults, most of us like sex. If you can't do that, seek professional help. Also if you can’t say these things long distance, what do you say when you are face to face with the person? Are you mute? Or are you just one of those, ah huh, yeah, kind of people? If you are, come on, step you game up baby! Feel that sexual energy, and tell someone, you want them to shove their dick down your mouth!

Okay, so let's say, you’ve not got ME down your phone, what do you do? One, see if you can go there. As I say, sadly it's not everyone's cup of tea, but if you’re going to be able to give it a go. Set a time, simply say, I’m going to call at 11, pick up and just start there. To get started, that might be the harder part. One thing though, don’t think it has to be scripted. It can just start out very basic. Now depending on the things you and this other person likes, talk about it. Like I know many people who are into sports gear. Start with that, ‘I’d love to see you in a football kit.” Then just grow out the fantasy from there. On most calls one person takes charge, so if you feel like being more of the listener; chime in every now and again to change the direction. Some of the little things you can do to help things along is, change the location, potions, or add an additional person. You know, just own it, and if it's weird, it gets weird. If we’re all getting off, what is the problem?

If this doesn’t feel like this is something you can do, you could go simpler. You could put on some porn and describe it to the other person. It might give them some ideas, and make it easier to follow. Or you could just be masturbating, and tell them how that feels. While also being very descriptive about what you are doing. If you do want to go this route, add some toys. I.E. ‘I’ve got three toys next to me, which one would you like me to use first?’ That works wonders. I have done both kinds, and I can’t really say which I prefer. All I know is, I love them both.

When I was asked to look at this, I thought about calling a sex line and seeing what I got. I thought about doing this, but I just didn’t want to do it, and rack up a ridiculous phone bill. Even if I’m expensing it. I just think there is something about the voice that can sometimes be sexy. And I think phone sex plays a lot into that. When I’ve called guys in the past just randomly, because (I “accidently” dropped the phone) and their voice has been sexily deep, I’ve instantly got hard, or almost came. I do like the mystery of it all.

I know we live in the age of chatterbate, and FaceTime, I very much still like the classics. I like to use my imagination, rather than see it all there. I know sometimes that can be a hindrance to many. As we have bigger ideas than what is going to happen. Which is why we need to know, this is fantasy. Just remember that fact, and things will be okay.

If you’re like me and like a bit of phone sex, do let me know. Let me know what kind of phone sex you like. Or if you are a regular phone sex user, I’d like to talk to you. Just remember if you do like and you’re not sure about it, there are so many different places you can meet similarly matched people. Remember there are many sub groups of sex, and this one is just one many. As for me, I’ll be waiting for my fiancé to go away, so we can have some photography.