Toys
I have never understood why people don't have any toys. I've heard a lot of the things people say, it's not the real thing, and it's not for me. First off, we all know it's not the real thing, it's something you have fun with. When I gave my nephew a gun for Christmas, I didn't expect him to go out and try and kill someone. It's a toy it's all part of make believe, because I’ve yet to meet a man who’s nine inches long and seven inches deep.
The way the last year has gone, I should really see if the sales of sex toys have gone up. Many single people need a way to getting off, and whether that's sticking their dick into a FLESHJACK. Or, riding an artificial dick. No judgement here, I have a box full of toys, all ready to use for whatever the situation might be. I have toys for solo play, couple play and more. My boyfriend particularly likes the handcuffs, (on him of course) whereas I like the paddle. You didn't come here for me to talk about how I like to restrain and spank my boyfriend, even though some of you pervs would want to hear it. I'm here to talk about some of the more interesting toys I've found on the internet.
No matter who are there will always be a sex toy for you. When the high street reopens, take a walk into your local Ann Summers. I guarantee you will find something that might tickle you fancy. Where it's some play dice, a rabbit or some dick lick you will not be disappointed. I like to walk the streets of Soho to see what some of the new items in the sex shops are. As I cannot do that, I’ve have taken to trolling online sex shops to see what’s about.
If you are more the creative type, there is always clone a willy. If you particularly like your partners cock, and don’t want to lose it, I’d recommend it. You can clone it; in any colour you want. Make it a simple dildo, or you could add a vibrator function. I’d like to try the glow in the dark, any takers. I don’t want to be gender bias, there is also a clone a pussy.
I remember a colleague once told about was robotic sex toys. This was interesting prospect, but all the sex dolls I could find are really expensive. However, if you would like to make the man or woman of your dreams it would be a great opportunity. Or if you want to pay a little less for a doll, there are numerous ones on Chinese selling sites, selling cheap sex dolls. I’m about new technology, how has technological advances help the sex community again. With the, Lovense Hush App Controlled Rechargeable Vibrating Butt Plug.
Besides this item's slightly expensive price, this butt plug has a lot of features which would be interesting to try out. I didn't get to try it out, as this column doesn't have a budget, so I can’t give it my badge of recommendation. What it does have though is, Bluetooth and Wi-Fi connection, which you can then share with a partner. The best feature is the ability to link it to music. I wish I knew how this worked, because I would love to listen to something with a lot of bass and really ‘feel’ the music. Or does it vibrate like a visualiser? Going up and down, around, and around. Maybe next month I might just treat myself.
I found was something, which would make FabEs really play with power! Buttplug.io the butt plug that connects to video games. You heard that right, there is a butt plug you can connect to you PC, and instead of the vibration coming through the controller, it goes up your butt. Honestly, this doesn't surprise me, as I’ve seen people putting Wii Remotes in themselves. It was just a matter of time before this became a thing.
Even though this is a great technological marvel, it also allows for something within couples. If your partner is into video games, this might be an interesting thing for you two to explore. If you can’t stand watching them play video games, maybe you should make it a two-player experience. I could image it, getting off, while there’s a mass killing spree on Call of Duty. Man, the world we live in.
Drop me a comment below of some your favourite toys, or if you would like to try any of the toys I’ve mentioned. If you would like to tell me about your experience with some of these toys do let me know. All the links are down below in case you want to explore. See you next time.
Mr Nick, because y’all nasty!
Dick Lick, Passionfruit Bubble-gum
Lovense Hush App Controlled Rechargeable Vibrating Butt Plug.
